This was shared with me today by another wife...
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of a shopkeeper, the
young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my
own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper
replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give
it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an
alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same
young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he
brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly
toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the
creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead
gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in
silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to
flip the gator onto its back.Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she
screamed in frustration..... 'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
1 comment:
...doesn't everybody go barefoot when swimming?
...duhhhhhh!
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